Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Gods Biggest Screw-Up - MEN

I wonder what God was thinking when he made a MAN ??????
He must b drunk and completely out of his mind.....Phew !!!!! Or maybe too groggy but needed to complete the task before dozing off...

He must have created a MAN in a rush...and that explains their qualities like
Absolutely no Patience..
Anxious...
In a Hurry...
All up to wind things away and ignoring the fact of doing it properly....
etc etc

He must have definitely tipsy topsy...that would explain qualities like
Dumbness..
Weird......
No control over words and action after taking in alcohol
No sense atall of what to do when...and how to do it right

But I am sure he must have been on a high and in his happy world...which would facilitate qualities like
Charming and Sweet when impressing a girl
Mummas Boy with their Mommy
Hunybuns of their Wife
Ruff and Tuff yet Handsome as a dreamboy

The package of MAN is not bad, when looked as a single entity they are such darling....
But the minute they start with the Ego Trip or Chauvinism.....MAN is a wrek....He is bound to go down......

Afterall being every successful Male there is a Female.....
She not only is standing there to help him through his thick and thin, but to support him so he doesn’t fall flat on his face ( most probable tendency of Men )

I am not a male hater...I love Men...
Just that I wonder...what god was thinking , when he made Men...... ?????

3 comments:

Anushya said...

woman!!!you sure know what you are talking about.

"Charming and Sweet when impressing a girl
Mummas Boy with their Mommy".

...is so perfect.

Puru Govind said...

Few things:

"I wonder what God was thinking when he made a MAN ??????
He must b drunk and completely out of his mind.....Phew !!!!"

God is male and not female. You wrote it yourself. Thats speaks for itself. Ah ha!


"Afterall being every successful Male there is a Female....."
Thats because female always come with successful man. :)


"I am not a male hater...I love Men..."
Even I am not female hater.. I just love women. :D ....More than you love men...

Jokes apart, nice blog.

Prasoon Rana said...

Nice blog and lot of thinking...:-)

God is intelligent.. If men were again patience,Slow and etc etc.. that there was no need of him... Its the differences between Women and Men which makes me love Women... because we lack all those things which u mentioned we need women... and same with Women also.... hopefully... :-)... now if we both gives each other what we lack we become complete...

I hope I made any sense... ;-)

Cheers,
Prasoon